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stacey and the mystery money part 2

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Nov 09, 2015 21:35

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ellen miles is boring, charlie, kristy's bitch face, bad parenting, crippling shyness, stacey, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), i really hate dawn, more like skeevybrook, parenting fail, drama, waaaank, dawn is a massive bitch, bsc-snark is a drug, boredom, mystery #10 stacey and the mystery money, meddling in other's business, pedobear comes to stoneybrook, bitchiness

BSC/Fight Club Crossover

sideshowstarlet wrote in bsc_snark May 06, 2013 02:33

Long time lurker, occasional commentator, and first-time poster. For a long time, I've had this crazy idea that Kristy Thomas could be Mary-Anne's Tyler Durden. It's half-snark, half analytical writing, two-thirds delusional rambling. I was almost done with this, then my internet had problems and needed to shut down. When I opened my Livejournal up ( Read more... )

omg is this ok, stacey had bitch-tits, crippling shyness, what in the deep-fried hell?, i'm whoring for comments, crying, movies ann has never seen, alter ego, cult, poor richard, wtf, cult of bsc, i am mary anne's pathetic life, rampant lesbianism, this will not end well, the perfect perkinses, fanfiction, mary anne cries more than a 4 year old, movie, daddy issues, chuck palahniuk is a better writer, fight club, k. ron, open to interpretation, bsc-snark is a drug, who's the real marla singer?, actual excitement, non-snark post, poll, disturbing parallels, bsc fights, myriah and gabbie phd, why am i doing this?

#61: Jessi and the Awful Secret Part Deux

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Mar 23, 2013 00:50

Warning: it'll be a bit ragey. Ann is going to talk about dieting now, and Jessi is going to play doctor. You might want to fix yourself a stiff high-calorie drink before clicking the LJ cut.
( You have been warned. )

bullying is never okay, crippling shyness, big house, ann hates fat people, jessi wangst, crying, character we'll never see again, hypocrisy, jessi, ann hates poor people, charlie & janine rendezvous, things ann knows nothing about, stoneybrook lacks empathy, i hate the bsc, therapy fuck yeah, everyone is crazy, this will not end well, rageragerage, i hate ann, annoying kids, #61 jessi and the awful secret, unwarranted self-importance, facepalm, bitchiness

Mary Anne's Book Part 3

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Jan 15, 2013 23:50

F is for Filler, L is for Lifetime Movies (and lolcats) in the thrilling conclusion.

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character we'll never see again, editors are overrated, mary anne, daddy issues, crippling shyness, portrait collection: mary anne's book, therapy fuck yeah

Mary Anne's Book Part 2

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Jan 11, 2013 19:39

Part the Second-The Tea Party

Mary Anne begins this section by saying that at age six, she had four very important people in her life: Richard, Kristy, Claudia, and Mimi. Therefore, she didn’t mind very much not having a mother until. . .the tea party.

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dancing, things ann knows nothing about, daddy issues, crippling shyness, portrait collection: mary anne's book, mimi is the best grandma ever, crying, mary anne, arson murder and shyness, alan gray

Snarking Down Memory Lane: The Scholastic AMM Bio

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Nov 08, 2012 15:35

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editors are overrated, ann m. martin, things ann knows nothing about, ann's biography, crippling shyness, what in the deep-fried hell?, unwarranted self-importance

BSC the Movie part four!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Jun 30, 2012 02:46

More! More! More!

( In case you've ever wanted to hear Kristy Thomas wrap about body parts... well, here we go. )

claudia, movie, mary anne grows a spine, claudia is dumb, drunk parents, bad parenting, crippling shyness, dawn, kristy, nannie the nutty granny, stacey's boyfriends, alan gray, elizabeth, club drama, cokie

#72 Dawn and the We <3 Kids Club

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Mar 29, 2012 20:50

Oh you GUYS. I've just finished The One Where Dawn Steals a Credit Card. I had read things about this book, now imagine my joy when I found it at the library!?!? And it's fulfilled all my expectations and then some. It's not even so much a book as a mishmash of several unrelated plots, not to mention a vehicle for lots and lots of onomatopoeia. Let ( Read more... )

dawn and her soapbox, arson murder and shyness, lerangis, crippling shyness, shut up dawn, dawn, #72 Dawn and the We ♥ Kids Club

BSC video: Kristy and the Great Campaign (Part 3)

lavenderosemary wrote in bsc_snark Nov 24, 2011 11:20

Here it is folks, the stunning conclusion to this saga of epic proportions. We've laughed. We've cried. We watched a boy put a snake down his pants. Now the question remains...
( Who will win the election? )

tv episode: kristy & the great campaign, wtf, crippling shyness, cult of bsc, tv series, meddling in other's business, everyone is crazy, parody of itself, creepy involvement with kids, arson murder and shyness, drama, kristy is a psycho, k. ron, unwarranted self-importance, bitchiness

BSC video: Kristy and the Great Campaign (Part 2)

lavenderosemary wrote in bsc_snark Nov 22, 2011 22:56

I'm BACK! And incidently that part of my anatomy is feeling much better today. Maybe my ongoing snark will be less rage-filled as a result? Oh wait, Kristy is the main character here, what am I even talking about?

So last we left off, K. Ron decided to stick her nose in everyone's business and act like a real beyotch talk Courtney into running in ( Read more... )

tv episode: kristy & the great campaign, wtf, crippling shyness, cult of bsc, tv series, meddling in other's business, everyone is crazy, parody of itself, creepy involvement with kids, arson murder and shyness, drama, kristy is a psycho, k. ron, unwarranted self-importance, bitchiness